Arriving home from work this evening, I was delighted to find that the local branch of the Cleggeron Party had kindly taken time out from their busy schedule to write to me. Sadly much of their missive appears to be about stamping out the heinous crime of being under 35 in a public place. However, I was interested in Dr Charles West's revelation that
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Have they always been as keen on their coalition partners? My memory is not what it was, which is why it is lucky that I haven't yet got round to throwing away the letters they sent me in April and May. First, the official election communication.
Nothing too uncomplimentary, although that bar chart is rather dodgy. I hope they won't use it again.
A few days later, this came through the door.
"The Conservatives can't be trusted to change things either." Oh dear. But, then, came the "Election Special!"...
"... Vince Cable's plans make far more sense than George Osborne"?? Surely both have exactly the same policy, involving taking an axe to public services while Trident, the Royal Family and the EU go untouched. "Same old Conservatives"?? That's not a very nice thing to say about your new friends.
But wait, there's a Photoshop abortion on the way...
"Polish classes". There's a cynical low blow for you.
And, finally, on my front mat when I came home after work, many hours after I had voted.
I love the "Good morning" in a cheery typeface. Makes me think of singing "Kum by yah" to the accompaniment of a rainbow-strapped guitar. Still I do like "Vote against the machine!". I bet da kidz really dug that.
