What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts

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What's the difference between Obama and a blonde?

Nothing they both have black roots

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A quantum physicist walks into a bar. . . maybe.

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Q:What did the lion do to the particle physicists?
A:It lepton him!

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Q: Where do bad photons go ?
A: To a prism.

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Did you hear about the biologist who had twins?
She baptised one and kept the other as a control!

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Scientist - "for my next experiment I intend to prove that neutrons have mass."
Langdon - "neutrons have mass? I didn't even know they were catholic"

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If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase...that way I could unzip your genes

No one gonna answer then?????

:(

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit.....an egg :D

:D well it's a start :lol: